30 May, 2006

How-to propose your gal?

Life is an interesting sojourn, where we relish each and every moment. Its a happy morning here in rain-kissed bangalore where cool winds sail smooth and soothe your soul. Romantic air fills the naustrils of all bangaloreans here. Period. Isn't the best moment of our romantic life is when we propose to our gal. How wild can it be? how romantic can it go? How practical and normal occurance can it be? Here are a few wild, romantic, practical and crazy ideas to propose to your gal. Disclaimer: On flop side, I hope you won't get hurt badly after proposing these crazy ways. On flip side, it may be the most memorable romantic moment in your life.

If it's a love at first sight in office, you would have lost sleep as well as precious working moments in office in day dreaming about her. Better take time off and take her for a date. Take her in a long drive in your bike/car (economic constraints dont stand before love, isn't it?) and take a break near a beach (if it is in plains) or hill view valley (if its on ghat roads). When you and your gal relax in the scenery of majestic and mighty nature before you, propose her. Dear, I wish my life is exciting like this forever WITH YOU. Don't you?

If it is a love on the gal whom you met in common place, I assume its tough to get even time to speak or impress her, then taking her for a romantic date is quite impossible. What could be more realistic? Lets take you meet her in a dance class, after the evening classes, you could walk with her on way back home. On a good day filled with romantic climate like this, you will get a great chance. Show her the beautiful moon and say "Dear, I wish we could go to this moon for our honeymoon. Won't you?"

This is an idea from an advertisment. Interesting way to propose without even speaking about it a word. In your date, buy her a wedding ring and drop in her drinks glass when she is unaware. While she enjoy chatting with you and sipping her drink, You could sport a naughty smile on your face. When she is about to complete her drink, the silent romantic diamond ring will speak everything for you. naughty smile will become romantic when she founds out what in your heart.

Your experience is most welcome, share yours with us through comments section.

Interesting addendum to this post. These are ideas of Vijay, my fren in bangalore (He is there in dance videos, who dances with coolers).

Let me give my ideas which all type of girls would love it. You should show your heroism infront of your girlfriend in daily activities. Say for example, somebody is snatching either your purse or her purse. You should not go to police station instead you should chase the guy and catch him. I know nobody dares to do this. You may argue that you would have seen this technique in cinema but this practically can happen. If you cannot catch him atleast you try chasing him.

Second idea is closer to your first idea with some editing. You need not take her for a long drive in bike/car. Even if it is small distance you can impress her. Say for example, if you know to do wheeling or circle your bike with one leg when you want to turn around will matter a lot. By doing a wheeling with a bike with a girl behind you will definitely thrill a lot. This is practically possible. Ofcouse in your case you need to learn stopping your bike in neutral gear first. Then only you can try this technique.This greeting cards, giving her ring, flowers/bouquets are not at all required to impress her. It's all lazy man's way to impress a lazy girl.

The rationale behind all this is to show your manly behaviour infront of her. (If not try to act like that.) You should not do whatever others are doing. You should do where no one else in a crowd can do that. At the same time it should not be a foolish thing. Then girls would automatically follow you... There are lot of techniques that I can share with you but you know I have patented a lot of techniques. If you want to use then you need to pay a loyalty to me.

Your way of approach is good but the quality of the content you share is inferior or not practical. Innum unkitta neriya ethir parkaren.. Innum nalla muyarchi sei. this greeting cards, giving her ring, flowers/bouquets are not at all required to impress her. It's all lazy man's way to impress a lazy girl.

The rationale behind all this is to show your manly behaviour infront of her. (If not try to act like that.) You should not do whatever others are doing. You should do where no one else in a crowd can do that. At the same time it should not be a foolish thing. Then girls would automatically follow you... There are lot of techniques that I can share with you but you know I have patented a lot of techniques. If you want to use then you need to pay a loyalty to me.

 


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14 comments:

Visithra said...

seri enna kathai? yaaru ponnu - u want more ideas?

Nirek said...

@visit... ponnu -yarum illey for sure! innethan pakkanum
ya ya more ideas is most welcome. guru sonna nanga kekoram. pls

ada-paavi!!!! said...

@visit
guruvae saranam :D

Visithra said...

Rendhu peruhkum vodeh vangahnumnu vehndudalla?

Waste pasange - no listening to vatsan - ullaga maga naradar

Nirek said...

@visi, adichellam paravilley.... if guru dont scold us, who else can?
unga stories sollungo pls.

Nirek said...

@EM... other ideas, I am cooking up. will update it after some time.
ohh...if gal accept to come out with me for a long drive, it means 50% acceptance or what...good to know this atleast now. ;)

gP said...

if she swallows the ring and....XXXXX?!

Hahhaha....excellent post...hemm ideas ideas ideas...but does it work for everyone...dunno yet!!!!...let life tell us what it wants...isnt it better...do you believe in waiting? Or do you believe in forcing...changing someone your war...Im lost in this matter...maybe other peoples freedom is cherised most before myself....listening to POO MALAIYE...THOOL SEREVA...Illaya Raja...life is about long long journeys...Hugs Bro.

Nirek said...

@gp, if she swallows drink, your love will also die down. sad :(
thanks gp for patronising these ideas. I believe i waited for long time and I bored of this also. dont give up bro, life is big sojourn where we meet lot of gals. thts a lovely song indeed

Anonymous said...

The "love" which u have in college is more easier to handle , because that is when people starts to explore . Love that happens with collegues in office is tough thing to handle beacause already people had first round of expereince at the college level. This kind works better with people who have not made an attempt before or those who are feeling desparate need for some one . The thump rule how to first start a conversation . second to how far u can extend it enough it . u dodnot even need a gift to propose sometime it may just few words in totally unromantic location it may happen while u are even standing in bustand . well that is my idea

selvaraj

Nirek said...

@selva,
Me too hv an same impression at love at office. But better get love atleast in office, if you missed the college bus. that love is not bad to discarded at all. Ya most people propose it common place and nothing big romantic, but those crazy ideas are said to mak the whole event more romantic to remmeber for life. after all we hv one life where we can do any mistakes!

Anonymous said...

satu,
intha kallukullayium oru eeram irukka.. yaaruda antha dance gal.. ada paavi. enga kittaye marchitiyeda.. Ok.
You are ideas are either artificial or it has got some flaws in that.. let me explain all the ways.
1. after going for a long drive there are high chances for her to get asleep. That too if you driving in hill view or beach side where the gentle breeze would make even the driver (I didn't mean you sateesh) would get drowsy. so defnitely this a flop technique.

2. The second idea is too cinematic, people have seen from alibaba 40 thiefs days.. Don't you know how much demanding these generation girls are? If sing a song like nilave vaa... kind of song then she will wave her hands with big bye sign.

3. The third one obviously not yours and cannot comment about that. Moreover ghostparticle have already commented about that so no need for any additional comments.

So all these ideas might be useful for kinder garden kids. Ok.. It is not your fault. sattila iruntha thaana agapaila varum..

Let me give my ideas which all type of girls would love it. You should show your heroism infront of your girlfriend in daily activities. Say for example, somebody is snatching either your purse or her purse. You should not go to police station instead you should chase the guy and catch him. I know nobody dares to do this. You may argue that you would have seen this technique in cinema but this practically can happen. If you cannot catch him atleast you try chasing him.

Second idea is closer to your first idea with some editing. You need not take her for a long drive in bike/car. Even if it is small distance you can impress her. Say for example, if you know to do wheeling or circle your bike with one leg when you want to turn around will matter a lot. By doing a wheeling with a bike with a girl behind you will definitely thrill a lot. This is practically possible. Ofcouse in your case you need to learn stopping your bike in neutral gear first. Then only you can try this technique.

This greeting cards, giving her ring, flowers/bouquets are not at all required to impress her. It's all lazy man's way to impress a lazy girl.

The rationale behind all this is to show your manly behaviour infront of her. (If not try to act like that.) You should not do whatever others are doing. You should do where no one else in a crowd can do that. At the same time it should not be a foolish thing. Then girls would automatically follow you... There are lot of techniques that I can share with you but you know I have patented a lot of techniques. If you want to use then you need to pay a loyalty to me.

Your way of approach is good but the quality of the content you share is inferior or not practical. Innum unkitta neriya ethir parkaren.. Innum nalla muyarchi sei.

Vijay.

Nirek said...

@vijay....
Thanks da for your wonderful ideas. I am goign to publish them in my blog in the same post (ofocurse with credits to you). I know those ideas are crazy, jus for fun and want to write on light hearted topics too at times. If at all I am good in proposing, I shd have had my gal with me now. anyways...
with so much ideas....how comes u didnt hv a gal fren till now? thats sad...pity...;) never mind. jus kidding. I know you r busy romancing there thru sms-es. illaya thalapathi advice-inna summava??

Nirek said...

@EmptyMind
Hey dear gal, do i have to say you how did i propose to my gal? you know it!
i really wanna write stories of my way of proposing now. but i am not going to do it, I will inform all my frens and then only put in blog. its bad for me not to tell them personally.

Anonymous said...

So who is this EmptyMind? Start sharing your story Satu we are eager to know the story. We can meet the girl after everything gets fixed.